Hey everybody, I hope you’ve had a great holiday! I know I did, thanks to my wonderful wife Steph. She got my the best Christmas gifts ever – the first being a pen made out of an old bullet casing and the second a house robe. A house robe Jeremy, that sounds boring. Oh my friends, how wrong you are; this isn’t any ordinary house robe. It is a freaking Jedi house robe complete with oversized sleeves and hood!
Now the third member of our crazy family is the dog JJ. Much of it is our own faults, but he thinks he is human and as such is entitled to all the benefits of one. That includes Christmas gifts apparently. So my wife and I went out and bought the little ragamuffin gifts.
On Christmas Eve, after he went to his bed, I snuck out and put all his gifts under the tree like a nutcase. So in the morning, after I took him out, he dashed back in the house and picked off only the treats, ignoring the more expensive toys that were there. So long story short, next year I hope we have a real child to buy presents for, because this ungrateful little furball is permanently on the naughty list.