JC: Today’s interview is going to be a phone interview from the great country of Mexico! Derrick, are you there?
DG: Yep, you’re coming in loud and clear.
JC: Excellent! Let’s get right to the tough question. Derrick Grimm is just an alias right? You’re real name is…
DG: I’m the Horseman Death. It’s not a giant secret, but I do prefer to be called Derrick.
JC: I can respect that. So Derrick, you’ve been on quite a few adventures over the many many years. Do you have a favorite country or even time period?
DG: I love America! I wear the stars and stripes whenever I can. As for favorite time period, probably the American Revolution. Did you know I was good friends with George Washington?
JC: Whoa – that’s cool. What’s George like?
DG: He’s really big. The guy had to be easily 6’3, 6’4 and well over two bills. In the late 1700’s, he was considered a giant.
JC: I did not know that.
DG: Real quick, the weirdo Shawn you had on yesterday?
JC: Yeah, what about him?
DG: He’s right. There are all sorts of weird things in this world, including ghosts.
JC: Considering I’m talking to Death, I’m inclined to have a more enlightened view on certain subjects…
DG: You played soccer growing up right?
JC: Yeah I did. I played all the way through my college years.
DG: I love soccer. I especially love the women of soccer. Were you a hit amongst the ladies?
JC: I’m a goalkeeper, we aren’t considered prime real estate. That goes to the playmakers, like forwards and attacking midfielders.
DG: Ahh yes, well your position in important. So is there anything else you can tell me about you?
JC: Well I’m living in Florida now, and have a wonderf… hey wait a minute, I’m supposed to ask you the questions!
DG: Oh sorry, I get a little carried away at times. A side effect of being as old as time itself I guess.
JC: That’s an interesting point. Who created you?
DG: The Almighty, duh.
JC: That makes sense. I think we will go right into the lightning round as we’re running short on time. Up first, worst kind of demon is…
DG: Pride demons. Those guys are a$%holes.
JC: Who’s your best friend?
DG: Khloros, my horse. He’s smarter than me.
JC: Favorite pastime?
DG: Getting to know the ladies of the world ::winkwink::
JC: Last one, my next adventure will be…
DG: Epic. I can’t say much, but expect even crazier crap to happen.
*Derrick Grimm knows George Washington? How is that even possible? I guess you’ll have to ready for yourself @ www.amazon.com/author/jackcrosby