*Author note – This interview was done late last night
JC: Good evening everyone and welcome back to the show. Tonight’s blog has a very special guest, one who can’t be out in the sun, the vampire kid himself, Peter Pan!
PP: I appreciate the enthusiasm of my arrival. I might not make a meal out of you yet.
JC: That would be lovely. So you’re based in London, right?
PP: I am currently. Before this, I was stuck on a hell hole called Neverland. Nothing like in the kid’s stories, that’s a fact.
JC: What sort of stuff was on Neverland?
PP: Crap right outta your nightmares. I’d rather not talk about it. Let’s talk about those morons who marooned me there.
JC: That would be a vampire named Roderick, correct? Why did he do that?
PP: I guess because he has a thing against me feeding on humans. What’s the point of being an apex predator if you can’t feed on the prey?
JC: My wife and I watched Shark Week not that long ago. The same theory applies with them. Go in the ocean and you might get eaten.
PP: That’s exactly my point! Listen people, nothing good happens after midnight, especially in London.
JC: So now you’re free and I’m guessing pretty pissed. Where do you go from here?
PP: I can’t reveal my plan or else my boss will kill me. What I can say is hell is about to come to London and everyone should fear the wrath of Pan.
JC: Nice plug by the way. Before you go and terrorize the city, got time for the lightning round?
PP: Eh, why not?
JC: O or AB?
PP: That’s like asking if I want filet mignon or a t-bone.
JC: You’re favorite weapon is…
PP: My trusty dagger. They got that part right.
JC: Worst part about being a vampire?
PP: I’m stuck in my fifteen year old body forever.
JC: Best part about being a vampire?
PP: I do whatever I want.
JC: Last one – Who is the Hammer of Jehovah?
PP: What? How do you know about him?
JC: Wait, no, that question wasn’t one of mine! ::garbled screams…then silence::
PP: I think this interview is over.
*Just how ruthless is Pan? And who is this mysterious Hammer of Jehovah? The answers lie in the 2nd book of The Inglewood Chronicles – The Wrath of Pan. Get a copy @ www.amazon.com/author/jeremycroston