Me: Another beautiful week and another Epic Interview!! ::cue awesome guitar riff:: Today we have a very special guest, the ever deadly, yet also incredibly gorgeous, Rumil Darklighter! Welcome to the Gamer Cave!
RD: Thank you for having me! This place is most unique and entertaining!
Me: I appreciate the enthusiasm and encourage other women out there to express the same emotions for video games and ice cold soda. Now, on to business, you’re a dark elf right?
RD: Yes, I am originally from the valley realm of Svartalfheim. My current appearance is due to a magical rune that allows me to shift. ::flash of bright light::
Me: You’re blue?!
RD: Yes, all dark elves are born with this particular shade. However it seems most men of Midgard find it most appeasing.
Me: Mac! Quit drooling! I’m sorry about him…
RD: That is most okay. I find him quite cute.
Me: Don’t encourage him. And aren’t you already in a relationship?
RD: Yes, my chosen soul mate is another human named Jack Skelton. He plays a sport called hockey and it is most exciting to watch.
Me: Here in the gamer cave, Mac and I also approve of women who enjoy watching sports. So Rumil, what else about our realm do you like?
RD: A food called ‘pizza’ is most amazing, as well as all the different types of clothing you have! Just last week I discovered something called the Home Shopping Network! I can buy all newest clothing choices from the comfort of my own home.
Me: My condolences Jack. You should’ve cancelled or blocked that particular channel. Well all jesting aside, the other realms aren’t as peaceful as this one, are they?
RD: No, they are not. Between the Aesir, the Jotens, and the Light Elves, someone is always on the brink of war with another. It is a most difficult life, but one I was quite used to.
Me: I’m sorry that you’ve gone through a lot, but we’re glad to have you as a card carrying member of Midgard. Before you go, we do something called the lightning round. Are you game?
RD: Does this have another to do with the Thunderer, Thor?
Me: No, but I did meet his brother Loki a few weeks back. Scary guy…
RD: Loki is not too bad, once you get to know him.
Me: I’ll take your word for it. On to the lightning round! Favorite realm?
RD: My home realm, Svartalfheim.
Me: Scariest person you’ve dealt with?
RD: Lord Azmodeous by far.
Me: Favorite comic book character?
RD: The Negative Man of course!
Me: Last one, the place I want to go on Midgard the most is…
RD: I need to see this place called Hawaii. I hear it is most beautiful.
Me: I’ve heard the same rumors. Well I’d like to thank Rumil for stopping by the Gamer Cave and wish her well on her continued adventures with Jack!
Mac: Can I get your number?
Me: She’s already got a boyfriend you fool!
RD: Jeremy is right, but I know quite a few dark elf ladies who would be most interested. Let me show you their pictures on this device called a ‘cell phone.’
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