Jeremy: Well it’s only your second week on the job and we have to hire a new co-host…
Jeff: It’s totally not my fault! How could I have known MBC would pay him top dollar to take over the Mid to Late show?
Jeremy: Well, I guess it’s not your fault, but this is annoying. Do you have any applicants lined up?
Jeff: I do. Head backstage and I’ll bring them in.
*Interview #1 – Victor Inglewood*
Jeremy: Are you quick with jokes and quips?
Victor: Knock knock?
*Interview #2 – Stan Stansky*
Stan: How do you feel about a real live Valkyrie being around the set?
Jeremy: (looks back stage at the Valkyrie destroying all the props) I don’t think this is going to work…
*Interview #3 – Shawn Christopher*
Jeremy: What are you doing back here?
Shawn: I need a job, duh! I applied for host of the show!
Jeremy: I’m the host! Get out of here!
*Interview #4 – Loki*
Jeremy: Oh my God! You set the Gamer Cave on fire!!
Loki: It is not my fault your Midgard materials are not fireproof.
*Interview #5 – Jack Crosby*
Jack: So at the very end of the story, wham! It turns out his brother was also the mailman!
Jeff: Well considering Jeremy fell asleep and I’m tired of these interviews, you’re hired Jack!
Jack: Awesome, I need some cash for the holidays. So what happened to the guy I’m replacing?
Jeff: Someone paid him more than the free we asked him to work for. Anyways, would you care for a drink?
Jack: I do love me a good drink. Wait a minute, did you say this position doesn’t pay?
**Congratulations to Jack Crosby for joining Epic Interviews! We swear working for free isn’t that bad! Maybe…
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